I Plan, and So Does God
The conversation had to have gone like that cause, I glanced back out the window to see them cranking up the truck and all this black smoke came out the exhaust, (a sign that the de-icing truck aint been cranked in years) Then there was a standoff between the bruhs as they debated on who was gonna drive the truck and who was getting in the lift. By the time they agreed on who was driving and who was spraying, the pilot comes over the intercom and announces, the snow is too heavy to leave and we need more gas before we de-ice so we are gonna go back to the gate. I saw the bruh's hi-fiving each other as they hopped back in the truck. Mind you, the Fed-Ex jets were getting de-iced while these two cats were negotiating a deal. So by the time I got off the plane, we had been on it about two and a half hours. Oh, I forgot about the little bad azz kid sitting behind my seat that kept kicking me in the back and the lil bastard farted, yea, it was his little azz. So, I pull a lil stewardess to the side, and asked her if she could put me on the next flight out, I really gotta get to Durham. About five minutes later she came back and told me she put me on the last flight out. I was appreciative and kool with that, so I grabbed a quick bite and chilled for the next two hours. Finally, they announced my new flight was boarding and they started allowing parents with babies to board. I was like yea, its all good, I'm out finally. They announce my section to board, and I SWEAR, as soon as I got my azz up, some one from the plane came out and announced the flight was cancelled. I was like hell naw nicca, aw hell mf naw....naw naw, not today, not the kid. Then this country dude, who was on the previous flight with me, got on the bandwagon adding a few choice words. So I marched my azz up to the counter, put my diplomatic face on, and was like, ok um...so uh, when can I get to Durham? How bout 6:00 pm Saturday? Damn Damn Damn. Uh, can you go get my shit off the plane? If I tell the story about how I finally got my luggage, well lets just say.....I'm just gonna take my disappointed self to bed.
On a serious note, Judge D'Armey Bailey was scheduled to be the keynote speaker at the convention. He was on my first flight, and did not get on the second flight. Hopefully he will make it down there. That would suck if there was no guest speaker at the convention.
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