Day-Dreaming

I was just sitting here, looking at the fools attempting to build a house on the side of the mountain behind our house, and kind of dozed off. Had one of those quick mini dreams......Wanna hear, here it go.

Member that song by Wyclef, "If I Was the President"? No, dang, click on the link, http://mv.us.music.yahoo.com/player/default.asp?cid=1&ps=0&vid=8198319&bw=10000&tw=LaunchVideoTarget&pv=10

So anyway in my lil dream I was the President, naw I aint been smoking nothing, it was a dream. I was the President, and I was trying to figure out how to stop all the violence being committed by Israel against the Lebanese and Hezbollah against the Israelis. So I called Constance Rice, Condoleeza Rice's first cousin into the Oval Office. (For real, that's her cousin...don't believe me, google her...http://www.advanceproj.com/004.html#Connie ) So we chat on the issue, recognizing neither side has clean hands, both have been beefing for a long time, one is a superpower, one is a large street gang similar to the Black Panthers. But there is one common denominator, innocent people on both sides are dying. More deaths on the Lebanese side though as Israel has a military while Hezbollah has rockets, Israel can target a pimple on a rats azz,while Hezbollah, points in the air and fires, hoping to hit anything. Despite the Israelis ability to hit a specific target, it's been missing and civilian casualties are mounting. http://www.guardian.co.uk/frontpage/story/0,,1834026,00.html So, as President, perturbed by the fact that all I continue to see on the news is violence in the Middle East, and senseless deaths, I decide to make moves. Instead of sitting on my azz like some President's do (Bush) and encourage the parties to continue status quo, or send more smart bombs to one country, http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060722/ts_nm/mideast_bush_weapons_dc_3 , which would kill any appearance of neutrality, I realize, we are the so called superpower, so we should be out front bringing this mess to an end. I call my U.N. representative, naw, not John Bolton looking like Colonel Mustard http://movies.crooksandliars.com/Colbert-Bolton.wmv and we get Kofi Annan on the phone to consult with him for a moment. I tell him, you got a week to come up with a peace keeping force to rapidly deploy. Boom, handle that playa, I gots to go. I then tell Connie, get on the plane to Beirut, I will call you with the details to your mission shortly. As I chill in the oval office, I cut on Moments in Love to clear my head, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIcmIhOesaI&search=art%20of%20noise (the video is cheesy as heck, but its still the cut!) I then get the Prime Minister of Israel on the red line. I can't provide the transcript to the call, but its cordial, I do pull rank though. I am cutting off all aid (we send billions in aid to our ally) if you do not commit to an immediate cease fire. Yea, I know there have been many previous cease fires which neither side has lived up to, but that's the past, we moving forward. You want that aid, stand down militarily, NOW FOOL. No, not next week, NOW. Don't try this black man, I will cut that aid off right now, damn AIPAC, (look it up) they aint running my office. YO, I am gonna give you two minutes to call your Generals and halt activity. Well what about Hezbollah? I got that, u just chill, Connie is enroute as we speak, trust me. Chill, or else. I then get on the phone wit Connie, look, I need you to offer to Hezbollah, through Lebanon, a very large aid package, reconstruction, medical, humanitarian aid, a U.N. commitment for peace keepers to sit on the border, in exchange, they must cease firing their missiles and the release the two Israeli soldiers they kidnapped and denounce any form of terrorism. Further, we would then commit to a summit between the parties and interested countries to work on a long term solution for peace in that area. If Hezbollah does not consent, then we will not recognize their struggle and will thus drop the hammer on them. Make it happen Connie.

I don't know how the dream ends, Wyclef said elected on Friday and assassinated on Saturday, so who knows if it would have worked. I woke up with a lil drool on the side of my face, and my little sister asking me to take her up to her new college, something bout some financial aid. Anyway, the mini dream made me recognize that Diplomacy is a b#$^h, but somebody has got to do it. It used to be that the U.S. lead the world, but I guess those days are over, and folk just gonna keep on dying.

I heard, well I saw the pics did not load, will try again......ughhhh.

Good article, http://rozius.blogspot.com/ and if you wanna a lil video, no not music, http://www.booktv.org/ram/feature/0706/btv073006_4.ram